Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Grain Free Paleo Cereal Recipe


     One of the big holdouts on the whole family completely adopting a paleo lifestyle is breakfast cereal, pizza, and pasta. We only eat pizza a couple times a month and we only have pasta on Thursday nights. Cereal, however, is a daily staple. I may have found a solution with this recipe.
     When we tried veganism, we stopped eating dairy. That was several months ago and we don't even miss it. The hardest part was getting my child on board with nondairy milk. That took a little doing. We did a taste test between almond and coconut milk. The choice was neither. So I started mixing almond milk with some organic chocolate syrup from Trader Joe's for awhile. Next I used those milk flavoring straws and eventually just plain almond milk. Never even went noticed.
    Feeding your child sugar cereal, or even Cheerios, feels awful when you know it's not the best thing for them. What else can you do if they refuse to eat eggs and you want them to have a grain free, protein rich breakfast? I just gave up and kept buying cereal.
     Meanwhile, I found a few recipes for grain free energy bars for lunch. Since I can't get my child to eat meat without prodding, it's not even an option for lunch. I used to pack store bought granola bars but started to feel bad about some of the ingredients. The bar recipe I tried said to refrigerate so I figured if I froze them and packed them they'd be thawed by lunch. What happened instead was a crumbly, greasy mess. Cleaning out the bento box, a lightbulb went off over my head. The mess was tasty and looked like granola. A few tweaks later, I had a granola cereal that's full of protein and fiber and has a little fat and fruit in it as well.
     Without further ado...

GRAIN FREE PALEO CEREAL

8 oz. unsalted, roasted, crushed pecans
8 oz. unsalted, roasted, slivered or sliced almonds
1 cup almond meal (I used what was leftover after making almond milk, but you can use whatever nut flour you like)
1 cup unsweetened shredded coconut
1/4 cup dried fruit (I used raisins)
1/4 teaspoon salt
2 tablespoons honey
1/4 teaspoon vanilla
1/3 cup coconut oil
1/2 cup almond butter

Mix all ingredients well and place in an airtight container. Done!

*NOTE: The container is half gone, the recipe makes twice this much cereal.


You are welcome to adjust the ingredients to your tastes/needs. It's not a cake or a bar or anything that needs to set up solid, so the amounts of things don't really matter. This is the recipe I used and it turned out mighty tasty so I plan to make it this way again and again. I used sliced almonds and mashed them up with my handy-dandy Chop & Stir tool. You could also swap out agave or maple syrup for the honey if you want. We like this served with cold almond milk, but I bet it'd be good alone or as a topping for yogurt or ice cream too. Just go easy on your portion sizes or this is not very figure friendly.







   

What're You Eating?

     Every time I see somebody who really looks like they have their life together I always wonder, "what're you eating?"
     

     We've been trying to eat better around here for several months. My husband and I watched Forks Over Knives and tried veganism for a bit. Then we lightened up and tried vegetarian/flexitarian for a bit. Then I saw The Perfect Human Diet and now we're slowly easing into paleo. Paleo is short for The Paleolithic Diet also known as the Caveman Diet. It's the idea that we're better off eating like our ancestors rather than the Standard American Diet (appropriately abbreviated SAD).
     I've always felt it's best to prevent a problem rather than cure one. American medicine is too centered on symptomatic treatment rather than preventative treatment. If you study the science of nutrition you will find it contradicts much of what you've been taught. The government and the food and drug industry are so tied together it is frightening. Every president as far back as the Depression has influenced agriculture. They promote food industry executives to positions of power and influence. Everything you know about the "4 food groups" has been influenced by politics and ultimately money.
     When I first started hearing all of this I denied it. I chalked it up to conspiracy theory nut jobs. I was well educated, I was informed. The government won't guide us to eat things that'll harm us. WRONG! What swayed me was learning about the Monsanto Seed Co. This company controls almost all of the produce grown in the US. Their main goal is to have the highest yield possible from their crops.The way they go about it is by creating seeds that've been genetically altered and sprayed with chemicals to resist disease, weather and rot. These seeds can cause genetic mutations in humans (especially fetuses, children, the sick and the elderly). This is not to mention how they have almost taken out every farmer who won't use their seeds. Presidents George Bush Sr., Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and Obama have all appointed former Monsanto employees to government offices.  Hillary Clinton and Clarence Thomas both worked as legal council for Monsanto, and the Deputy Director of the FDA and HFS is a former Monsanto scientist. The real kicker, they are the company responsible for Agent Orange! Agent Orange! Doesn't that raise the hairs on the back of your neck?
     For the last year, I have spent countless hours researching food. I've studied what we should eat, what we shouldn't eat, what causes cancer, what cures cancer, what causes weight loss, what causes weight gain. I've come to the conclusion through researching documentaries, medical journals and surveying friends and family members that the best way to gain weight and keep it on is to eat grains and sugar. It is also a wonderful way to turn benign cells lingering in your GI and organs into cancer cells. I'm not a scientist or a RD or a MD. I'm just a smart, informed person trying to make good choices based on the wealth of information I've studied.
     Other documentaries I recommend are Farmageddon, Food Inc., and The High Cost of Low Price. These are alarming looks at the food industry and what the government doesn't want you to know. Many of the cheaper foods we buy here--and I'm talking vegetables and raw meat as well and not just processed foods--are from foreign countries that don't regulate safety. I was just reading about China's food safety nightmares yesterday. I immediately searched my kitchen for anything Chinese and tossed it. Think that was crazy? How do you feel about eating meat and FISH that're fed rotten animal carcasses? Ever hear of Mad Cow Disease? Call me nuts but I'm not going to be a test case for Mad Fish Disease.
     What really won me over to paleo was understanding something I'd noticed long ago but didn't know what to do with. A couple of years ago I decided to pull up the government's latest guidelines for healthy eating and live by it. I researched how many calories and other nutrients I'd need to be my optimum weight. I exercised and ate exactly according to their guidelines for over two months. Funny thing happened. I stopped losing weight after the first week. I lost eight pounds. Read that last sentence again. I was obese and followed the governmental guidelines for health and exercise for over two months and I was still obese. I had no medical conditions preventing me from losing weight and was not on a single medication (other than a daily multivitamin, a calcium supplement, and a baby aspirin) and I only lost eight pounds. I also noticed that almost everything labeled "high fiber" or "excellent source of fiber" had hardly any fiber in it. When I would fill out my food chart each day, I noticed my fruits and vegetables had more fiber than the "whole grains" I ate. My piddly half an orange had as much fiber as two slices of whole wheat bread. If the only reason to eat grains is for the fiber, then there's no reason to eat them.
     The other reason I decided to go paleo was the emphasis on organic and local, unprocessed food. This is the best way to combat all the nasty problems that go along with eating genetically modified foods.
     I'll leave you with this thought. The Bible reports that many of the people in the early years of civilization lived to be hundreds of years old. This is one of the things those not believing in the Bible use to discount it. It's also a debated topic among believers as well. I think it's true and makes good sense. No, there were no vaccines or cutting edge surgeries and procedures back then. Would they have needed them? I have seen leprosy, epilepsy, consumption, paralysis and fever mentioned in the Bible. I haven't seen any mention of cancer or diabetes in there though. They also didn't have car accidents, acid rain, smog, plane crashes, pollution, etc. Could eating local, unprocessed, organic food, and daily, moderate exercise have been their answer for longevity? I think so.
 




Friday, April 19, 2013

Magnetic Fridge Photo Frame

     Have you ever walked by a store window and didn't recognize your reflection for a second? Something similar happened to me this week. I went outside for a minute and when I came back in, I couldn't believe what an out of control mess my kitchen looked like! I grew up with a mom who thought (who'm I kidding, STILL THINKS) every photo, every drawing, coloring sheet, report card, etc. belongs on the fridge. I vowed I'd never do that. My concession was to put them on the side of the fridge. 
     I never know what to do with school wallets and the photos friends and family send of their kids. They're too precious to toss but you can't frame them all...or can you? Sorta.
     I thought maybe if I group them all together in a frame it'd look a bit neater. I couldn't believe how bad it made the whole kitchen look, just having this one surface all messy. The finished frame did exactly what I hoped it would. It still showcases all the pictures we love seeing every day but it a much neater way.

I used mostly things I had on hand from other projects. 
MATERIALS:
4 canvas stretcher frame bars
scrapbook paper
Mod Podge (or white glue & acrylic medium/varnish) *I used the glue/varnish combo because I didn't have any MP handy
glue (I recommend E6000 for this)
4 strong magnets (I used 3/4" round magnets w/a strength rating of 6)
foam brush
scissors
staple gun & staples (optional)

STEP 1--MEASURING, ASSEMBLING THE FRAME
   First things first, measure the spot you want to frame. Round your numbers down to the nearest even number. My area was 26" x 15". So I went with 26" x 14". I bought two 26" stretcher bars and two 14" bars. These are used to stretch canvas for paintings. They sell them in the craft store with the pre-made canvases. They are super duper simple to assemble. They have grooves at the top that fit together. Once you have them together, you may want to grab a level or a T square and true them up to make sure its a real square or rectangle and that it'll lay really flat. I usually pop in a staple at each corner to make sure it doesn't wiggle out of shape, but that's totally up to you.


STEP 2--COVERING THE FRAME
   The first thing I did was cover the corners because I knew they'd be exposed after fitting the paper to the flat sides. I cut about a 2" square of paper and used the white glue to stick it in the corner (left photo). Clip the bend of the paper on each side so you can fold it down to lay flat (right photo).





Here's the finished corner.

   Next, I fitted the sides and glued them down with white glue. Sometimes I painted it on the back of the paper, sometimes I painted it directly on the frame. It really doesn't matter. I chose a paper with a busy pattern that'd hide my edges easily and I knew I wouldn't have to match up exactly. 

 
 As you go along, you'll have to clip edges and trim away the excess. On outside corners I clipped it up to the edge and folded down (left photo). On inside corners I clipped it from the corner and folded down (right photo).



 STEP 3--DECOUPAGE
   After you get all of your frame covered in paper, slap on a nice neat coat of the varnish or Mod Podge. You can see how this makes it shrink up a little and takes out any bubbling the glue may have done. I did a couple coats since this was going in a wet area.
 STEP 4-- APPLYING THE MAGNETS
   Apply a generous dollop of glue (I love the classic, E6000) and press on your magnets into each corner. I know, I know, E6000 is not approved for paper crafts. Before you send out the craft police, bear in mind this is not the same as gluing two pieces of paper together or scrapbooking, is it? It also has a warning label (like most adhesives) so it's not something I'm going to be allowing my child to use. Also, you can tell by the picture I used my scraps to cover the back of the frame too. I just worked piecemeal so it isn't exactly beautiful but I thought it looked better than all the raggedy edges.


Here's the finished product after moving my photos back into their rightful spot. I think it looks great!